In a fair and just world, Sam Elliott would have long ago been named the National Spokesman for fudgsicles.
Picture this if you will, the smarmy, gravelly voiced, elder statesman posed against a soft toned backdrop, the camera panning in on a treat wielding Sam Elliot.
In mid bite he says
” I don’t know the particulars, of these fudge siculars, but they sho is good”
Cue the product